Scifi02

I woke up with a thumping headache, “This is one helluva hangover!” I thought. But once I came round, i found myself alone in the escape pod. “Maybe I’ve got time for a cheeky hand shandy?”, I obviously had not grasped the situation i was in. That was, not until I looked out the window.

Seeking communication with Earth was my top priority, so I set about setting up a transmission signal from the escape pod. To my surprise the signal returned positive almost immediately, but not from Earth, from an altogether new planet I hadn’t heard of! “That’s mighty strange?” With no reference as to where I was in the galaxy and my rapidly depleting oxygen tank, this new planet was my only hope for survival!

It all reminded me of a time when i was younger, fantasising about being the first human to discover new planets and alien life forms. It filled me with such joy reminiscent of the time I split my first atom at S.N.A.S.A’s labs back home in Scotland. However, I had a little trouble stabilising that split atom after that experiment and ended up destroying £4 million of scientific gear that day but that’s not the point.

Being the famed and talented astrophysicist I am, I managed to re-enter this new planets atmosphere and steaded myself for the rough landing. When I eventually hit the ground, (even with all my training at S.N.A.S.A) nothing could have prepared me for what lay in front of my eyes as my escape pod landed on the uncharted planet!

I opened the door to my escape pod to take my first steps outside only to be approached by organic under-pant lifeforms!

“HOLY SHIT!”

I had to quickly make a decision!

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